I HATE EVERYTHING

I hate current slang ("My bad," "chillax," "hella," "sick" [for "cool"], "No worries,"), I hate ALL current music, I hate current fashions, I hate current attitudes, I hate current macroeconomic trends, I hate current cars, I hate the current work culture, I hate "teamwork," I hate professional sports, I hate malls, I hate strip malls, I hate chain restaurants--McDonalds, Wendy's, Booger King, Lyons, Cocos, Marie Callendars, El Pollo Loco, Arby's, Del Taco, Taco Bell, I hate big box stores, I hate Wal-Mart, I hate Starbucks, I hate spinners, I hate body piercings, I hate tattoos on anyone who isn't from the South Seas, I hate "reality" TV, I hate card keys, I hate plastic car keys, I hate whiteboards, I hate GPS in cars, I really, really hate cell phones, I hate all the behavior associated with cell phones, I hate flip-flops, I hate skateboards, I hate videogames, I hate gamers, I hate gaming (i.e., Vegas and Co.), I hate the Internet (but, hypocrite that I am, I while away significant quantities of time on it), I hate dating, I hate all post-1984 telephones, I hate the "updated" version of the Postal Service's Raymond Loewy logo, I hate the fact that a plate of bacon and eggs costs more than $2.99, I hate porn-watching born-agains, I hate Solo cups, I hate revolting flavors for chips--jalapeno, ranch, sour cream and onion, "Limon," whatever the hell that is, I hate unhygienic people, I hate people who confuse "it's" with "its" and "you're" with "your" and go around uttering barbarisms like "If I would have went," I hate myself for stifling my temper rather than eliminating it, I hate the way the majority of the population is kept in a befuddled state of perpetual ignorance, so naturally I hate Rush Limbaugh, I hate Pat Buchanan, I hate (but grudgingly admire) James Dobson, I also hate Tony Villar & Co., I really, viscerally hate Southern California, I hate Californians, I hate myself for not having left California for good when I could have done so, I hate fat chicks, I hate the 20 pounds I need to lose, I hate cigarette smoke, I hate, hate, hate drugs and druggies of all stripes (including booze hounds)...