07 Februar 2009

Mickey Mouse's Birthday

Fuck Mickey Mouse! Fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick! Then break it off and beat him with the rest of it. I hope Mickey dies. I do. I hope he goddam dies. I hope he gets hold of some tainted cheese and dies lonely and forgotten behind the baseboard of a soiled bathroom in a poor neighborhood. With his hand in Goofy's pants. Mickey Mouse! No wonder no one in the world takes our country seriously. We waste valuable television time informing our citizens of the age of an imaginary rodent! -- George Carlin