30 Dezember 2009


Recently, an elementary school teacher announced to her class, "I'm going to ask all of you three questions. The first three pupils to answer them correctly will be dismissed from school early today. The first question: Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.'?" Little Nellie's hand shot up. "That was President Kennedy," she said brightly. "Correct," said the teacher. "Next question: Who proclaimed, 'I have a dream that one day my children will be judged not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.'?" Young LaTeisha promptly raised her hand and said, "That was the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr." "Right you are," said the teacher, extremely pleased. "And, finally, who was known as 'First in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.'?" Bridget waved her hand frantically. "That was George Washington, the Father of our country." "Correct!" said the teacher. Well done. Nellie, LaTeisha, and Bridget, you are all dismissed early today." As the three girls stood up and started to leave the classroom, a loud male voice from the back boomed, "F------ c---- can't keep their mouths shut!"

"WHO SAID THAT?!" screamed the teacher.

The voice answered, "Tiger Woods."